Friday, 29 April 2016

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Top 50 Relationship Pet Peeves!

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Love might be a beautiful thing, but sometimes it could be a major pain in the ass! I mean let’s be honest here, no matter how much you love your partner there’ll be times you feel like smashing that head against the wall, but isn’t it nice to know it’s pretty normal in all relationships no matter how perfect they seem? You bet it is!
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Check out top 50 relationship pet peeves we bet you can relate to:
1 Smelly Socks: C’mon guys that stench ain’t sexy at all. A dead rat being synonymous to your smelly socks? That’s a NO NO!
2 Leaving the toilet unflushed: And no, no excuse is acceptable! That’s just plain unforgivable –  Deal with your business! P..lease.
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3 Distracted by electronic device: Okay, so you spend basically all your time at the office and the little time you come home you stay glued to your cell phone, and your partner is supposed to what? be an angel and understand – that’s a big joke!
4 Clothes littered all over the house (especially the bedroom): Now how do you get to pick up after someone every single time for the rest of your life and not get mad? Beats me!
5 Repeating the same jokes: Guys please, give it up! No matter how funny it was at first, it just never hits it the second, third and … (*Fainting*) lol.
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6 Leaving trash in the car: First day home and she was your precious little ride! Now Lord knows the story has changed. That baby of yours tells a lot about you without opening her mouth. Do yourself and everyone else a favour.
7 Biting fingernails: This habit portrays nervousness, not cute at all. I mean even a child is permitted #JustSaying.
8 Smelly Weaves: This is a slap on the nostrils – not nice! Dearie, if you’re not loaded in the cash department, go au naturel.
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9 Chewing loudly: Crunch, crunch, crunch and for the bubble gum, they finish it up with the blowing of the balloon – ‘POP!’ How crude can you get?
10 Refusing to ask for direction or using GPS: So you’re out lost there in the middle of the desert but it’s beneath you to ask? Are you kidding me?
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11 Toothpaste vandalism: Have mercy on the poor thing. Not cool.
12 Paying #30k for alcohol but pricing roasted corn or phone charger: Where my Yoruba guys at? Forget rit.
13 Snoring: Love or not this is torment, simple.
14 Misplacing items: ‘Honey did you see my’ … fill in the gap, It just goes on and on… Get it together!
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15 Chronic lateness: Apologies guys, but no deliverance can save you- You’re stuck  for life. lol
16 Bleaching: How do you go from yellow to green and blue and expect your partner to “love all of you? Be comfortable in your skin. That’s sexy!
17 Asking questions during the movie: Just how is your partner supposed to have the answers when he didn’t bloody write the movie? Pretty annoying!
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18 Bad hygiene: Eww… I can deal with a lot of things but this? Hell to the NO!
19 Sniffing through phones and pockets:Hate to say this but if you’re looking for trouble, you’re gonna find it. Quit playing detective. 
20 Rude to waiters, security, sales executives: No stupid! Treating subordinates like trash doesn’t make you look cool, but insecure. Grow up!
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21 Too much cologne/ perfume: Ever heard the saying – Less is more? Perfect!
22 Pessimism to life (Mr.& Ms. Negative):Goals – please, it doesn’t exist in this world – Negativism is all there is. Highly contagious – Run!
23 Social media oversharing: From your first kiss to your first thingy, your whole life is on social media. Take a breather!
24 Bad fashion sense: A huge deal breaker. Embarrassment is non negotiable here.
25 I don’t read: There’s nothing more annoying than dealing with a dumb spouse.
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Friday, 22 January 2016

How Jonathan threatened to cage me - Governor reveals

Oshiomhole revealed that Jonathan threatened to cage him after the last general elections which did not go in favour of the PDP.
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Governor of Edo State, Comrade Adams Oshiomhole, has alleged that former PresidentGoodluck Jonathan threatened to cage him after May 29 for declaring his support for the candidature of President Muhammadu Buhari in the last general elections.
Oshiomhole, while speaking at a meeting with leaders of the All Progressives Congress (APC) on Thursday, Jan. 14, revealed that Jonathan threatened to cage him after the last general elections, which luckily for him did not go in favour of the People's Democratic Party (PDP).
He said: “The former President, Goodluck Jonathan told our National Chairman, Chief John Odigie Oyegun to inform me that after the election, he will put me, Adams, the son of Oshiomhole in a hole and I told Chief Oyegun to inform him to dig that hole very deep because although I am short, in the course of pushing me into the hole, nobody knows who will get there first.
“Since he is taller than me, he needs to dig the hole deep enough so that either of us can get in. In the end, he is inside the hole and I am busy putting dust into that hole”.
Oshiomhole continued, “In this hall, around this time last year, we held a meeting to share information about what was going on in various local governments and the specific challenges in each of those local government in order to fashion out appropriate response.
“Some of the statements that we shared in those meetings included threats that by June, Comrade Adams Oshiomhole would have been impeached because PDP would write results whether we liked it or not. They would overrun the House of Assembly and once the House is proclaimed in June, before the end of June, Comrade would be banished to his house in the village and from there to prison.
“Those who made those threats, who supervised those processes, even now in their early 90s are writing letters to explain how they shared money meant for defence. Every evil weapon they fashioned against me did not prosper and even the ones they are fashioning now will not prosper.”
He recalled how the APC languished in obscurity while the PDP called the shot, both at states and federal level.
“When we came in about 7 years ago, my party had no control even of one ward. We had no control of one local government, but today, we control wards, local, state and by the special grace of God, federal. Things have changed. The one who tamed a lion with bare hands, now with automatic weapons, no antelope can dare us in our own forest.”
Oshiomhole had continually criticised the Goodluck Jonathan and particularly the former minister of Finance, Dr. Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala for aiding the her boss and other officials of the government to misappropriate funds.
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